Well, here's what you should know about me, if you didn't already...
I was, were, am, whateves a triathlete that has taken some time off from the sport. I'm still trying to figure out why but I think I just burned out. This is my tale from ironman to the sofa and back. Well, maybe not all the way back. I think my primary goal now is to eat well and workout as little as possible to stay fit. Since I left the interwebs, a lot has changed with me. I like to think for the better.
The only purpose of this blog is entertainment - for me and maybe for you too. It is not intended to give you any kind of real advice about anything. If you want training tips, get a coach, if you want eating tips, get a dietician. I will tell you what I do and what works for me and hope that you get a good laugh in the process.
I will not belabor what awesome workout I did or how fast I am ... or am not. Quite frankly, no one cares. No one cares that I ran negative splits for XXX miles at XX below pace. I mean who cares? I will always stand behind my race results the good and the bad with no excuses, only details and explanations. People just want to know if you peed on the bike, shart yourself on the run, tore the callouses right of your hand swinging a kettlebell or farted in a class full of people doing heavy squats. That's all anyone wants to know.
I am the wife to one man and the mom to one dog (sweet Magnus, pictured here, is no longer with us). My life is pretty simple, maybe even boring to some. The one thing I CAN say is that it is filled with laughter.