I know most of you ARE dirty, dirty minded at least or you wouldn’t be HERE. Hey, it’s funny, it might be juvenile at times but it’s funny. Anyway, as I get up at crack ass of dawn to get in my run before work, I catch myself in the mirror and NO I will NOT post a photo -
Hair sticking straight up from last nites slumber.
Hair not washed.
Teeth not brushed…and now drinking coffee.
Then, post coffee moment.
AND only then will I go out to get my morning run in…(solo, I DO brush my teeth for others) looking, feeling and smelling this way.
I have also been known to reuse a favorite pair of dirty tights on a cold day. You know the one’s, the one’s ‘they’ tell you never to wear for fear of raging infection. The one’s that are sitting at the bottom of the workout sweat pile that are good and ripe. BUT they are your favorites and nothing else is clean…
So, I need to run, dirty pair of tights, stinky breath and all. I figure it’s a way of keeping predators at bay. There’s a little cloud around me, like Pig Pen from Peanuts.
Are you dirty?