Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Not So Wordless Wednesday!

I don't usually go MIA without notice but this flu - or whateverthehellitis - didn't give ME notice either. I was in bed from Thursday nite until Monday. It sucked. All of that right after my Hot Yoga success. It did make me a little suspicious that I picked up some funky vermin from that hot and humid room. I paid for a week and got to go once, another pisser! Ah, well, nothing like TWO months off from training to really get rejuvenated, sheesh. This was a real ass kicker. Still not up to par yet and probably won't workout or do anything that resembles working out until this weekend.

The only thing I have for you is a review of all the television I watched and the wide variety of soups I ate. I feel like granny in the nursing home, I swear. "You know, Mildred, that chicken soup tasted like real chickens and had big ole' noodles in it. I could gum that real good like." Yep, crackers, soup and Sprite, the story of my life. That AND...

  • Jersey Shore - I don't ever need to see this again. Guido's and Guidettes, who knew?
  • The Real Housewives of New Jersey...and all things Jersey
  • Rupaul's Drag Race - This show rocks and I WILL watch it again.
  • Nip/Tuck - How did I not know about this show before and how can they get away with all 'that' on regular cable?
  • For the Love of Ray Jay - Trashy women in competition for something, don't need to see again.
  • Intervention - Really, I only want the happy endings.
  • Hoarders - Holy CRAP, very sad, will never watch again. How many times can you watch a persons house be condemned because they collect crap...literally, a woman was dying in her own crap. She did not have water on in the house for over two years. This must be a whole lot more common than you can imagine if there's a whole series of shows about it. I feel for their poor families.
  • The Biggest Loser - amazing, always amazing at the finale each year. I was pulling for Rudy but Danny was looking great. I'm just glad that crazy eyes Tracey didn't win. She was creeping me out!

And Tiger a sex addict. Is that the new term for any man that just likes lots of sex, he's an addict? Wouldn't that cover most of the male population? I'm so confused. If you put a label on it, that absolves him from all wrong doing or something? Oh, he's an addict, we must fix him. He's a whore, he cheated on his wife....and a dumbass because his wife is uber hot.

19 comments:

Keith said...

TV. Sheesh. I keep telling people, that shit rots your brain. But, I suppose with you sick and all, there has to be some allowances made.

Bummer about missing out on the yoga sampler; I was looking forward to more stories about that.

Last I heard about Tiger is that he somehow crashed his car into a fire hydrant and tree. Nothing since, other than some innuendo floating by on TV (that word again) as I was waiting for my car. I don't want to know. It's none of my business. It's none of anyone else's business. If the poor bugger really was a sex addict, he'd be getting it on between holes at the golf playoffs or whatever they're called.

Glad that you're up and around again, feeling better. Welcome back!

skierz said...

sounds like your week sucked! hope you are back to yourself soon!(to save you for more crappy TV) and yes, Tiger is an ass, call him whatever the hell they want, he cheated on his wife!

Wes said...

Only one biggest loser, but they were all winners, and they all looked great, even Tracy. LOL... I kinda thunk that Danny would win.

Velma said...

I.Hope you feel better. Yes tiger is a dumbass that stanford education can't help with common sense.
I hate soup so I hope you move on to better fOod quickly

Big Daddy Diesel said...

I hope you feel better

I wouldnt put it past tracy to see a nip and tuck doctor to get where she was.

Diana said...

Hot and humid....god only knows what you brought home from that!!
I love Hoarders! Jeff would totally be on that show if it wasn't for me to throw his shit away! Seriously, he still has his high school gym shorts and shirt!!!! Yeah, they don't even fit the cats for christ sake, but gotta keep 'em!
I still hate Biggest Loser, but I like the finales, then usually within a year or so, they're fat again. I need to somehow contact them and tell them they need ME to do the kettlebell parts!!
Welcome back from the dead!

Amanda said...

i miss having tv for only the office and nip tuck. and the occassional music video.

tiger is a man. and all men are pigs, right? :)

MCM Mama said...

We had something this fall that knocked me out for an entire week. Hope you feel better soon.

I don't generally watch tv, but that hoarders show sounds scary. And Tiger is an idiot.

Mel-2nd Chances said...

yikes, sounds like you got it bad. Glad you're on the mend though....

Judi said...

TV sucks. all we watch is modern
family and the office.

but damn girl, that's a long time to be down. i hope you are feeling better. it totally sucks sucks sucks to be sick.

Maryland Girl aka Michelle said...

I was out with a sick kid last week - she had flu - high fevers and such - no fun. I hope that you continue on the mend!
And yes Tiger is an idiot. The women that slept with him are idiots too.

Keri said...

I thought that Tracey looked older and her face was too sunken in. I think she would look better if she gained 10 pounds. She still has those crazy eyes!!

Marci said...

I love the watching the Real housewives series, so rich yet so trashy... :) Yes, poor Tiger needs some sex therapy... :) I got the low down in my US weekly. :)

Chloe said...

Jersey Shore: Can't wait to watch more!

The Real HWofNJ: Can't get into it. They stress me out.

RayJay: Nope. I just want to slap that shit eating grin off of his pervy face!

Drag Race: UGH! They DON'T have it here! I saw it in Miami and LOVED IT! Damn panhandle!

Nip/Tuck: Was totally obsessed, before it got way weird

Hoarders: Must. Look. Away.

Biggest Loser: Tracey totally freaked me out. She lookes cracked out. Seriously.

GLAD YOU ARE FEELING BETTER!!! :) It sucks being sick...unless you have tons of awesome tv to watch!!

joyRuN said...

Geez - you really overloaded on crap TV! Hope you're feeling better & can stop watching all that shit.

Sex addict or no, Tiger is still a stupid whore.

and all things Jersey... c'mon now! You know you love ME.

Carly said...

Bummer about the sickness. I hope you are feeling better.

Thanks for the run down on the trashy TV. I will have to check out some of those shows.

San said...

Hi,
glad to hear you're on your way back to health.

Maybe your body just needed a downtime and the sweating brought out the toxins, that your body couldn't rid itself before?!

I had a really bad cold this may. Right after they told me, that my contract wouldn't be extended. So the mental pressure to work like hell was off and my body let loose. Though I would have liked a better timing. This way it looked like it was planned. :-(

Oh, and eat loads of protein now, your immun system got its protein for it little fighters from your muscles. That's why you feel so weak. Soups without proteins are no good when your sick on your back. And make sure zinc levels get high again too.

Get well.

andygoose said...

Well ya see, it's kinda like this. You can't be a dope addict if you can't afford the dope. Men want to be sex addicts but most of us...I mean most of THEM...can't afford...I mean don't have access to...the sex. Once we start making hundreds of millions of dollars, the dope throws itself at us...and we have sex with it.

Only dopes have sex.

No, wait...I started thinking about sex and can't remember my point...

Kim said...

OMG rupaul is back on? i have got to add that to my DVR!

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