My newest plan, that benefits everyone, warm up walk with Magnus, just a little 20 minutes of walking fast, return dawg to the house, drop off a jacket and head out to run.
I was going to be smart and leave my watch at home but noooo, I needed to KNOW how bad I was going to suck. I had been running a cool nine miles/week prior to the flu bug but at least it was at a decent pace. This time, not so much BUT that was my plan. I wanted to enjoy it too. I succeeded on all accounts - a slow but happy little run. It will all come together soon enough, just need to keep on keepin on. Who knew that a week off could mean that all my junk hurt so badly. Seriously, a sore back and hamstrings?!In random ass news...
I was at a local "made in China" store that carries a wide range of made in China goods from fake trees, to fake wall art, fake furniture and fake flower arrangements. Anyway, I was making my way through some fake wall art that was stacked up. These were very large wall pieces when the brace that was holding them together broke free and the stack cut loose on my ass. YES, a large stack of framed made in China wall art cut loose on my ass and knocked me to the ground in the middle of the daYum store. I was buried under fake made in China wall art. I couldn't even get out by myself - other shoppers had to come over and help me out of the fake wall art pile of shit. I wish someone was there to see it, it was pretty funny except for the bruised knee when I hit the ground under $2 wall art that they're charging $200 a piece for - oh but it's 30% off, such a deal. As to NOT to look like I was running in shame, I continued to 'shop' while rubbing my knee and pretending NOT to be embarrassed. Seriously, who get's attacked by fake wall art?!?
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Only you, it seems.
I know right?! I took a week (or so...) off from running and little jog took me down. wtf? Good for you though. keep it up even if it's just a little.
death by $2 wall art. Double ouch.
Yes...I agree with Keith :) That is too funny.
Sorry The Situation was not there to help you out.
Wonder if the brace that was holding up the fake wall art was a fake brace, made in China?
Sounds like karma. Did you kick a panda bear in the nuts in a past life or something?!?
Umm, ok that beats anything I have had happen.
Oh god, my 1st post-IM run is tomorrow. At this point nothing else new *could* hurt but I guess we'll see how bad it is.
Hillarious! Glad you are back on the run
Fake $2.00 Chinese wall art attacked you...did you steal from orphans or something last week? Be glad karma decided to pound you in the fake store instead of on the road. :)
only you would get attacked by fake wall art. ouch.
Ok...this post is really about the Cheap a** china wall art and the revenge of Missy...I LAUGED OUT LOUD ....thanks for making monday more bearable....hahahahhahaha....china crap....ahahahahhaha
Being sick really sucks! You'll get back in no time.
you can so sure them.
Too funny! I haven't been sick but I have been letting the workouts slide too... Need to get back at it!
Watch out for for fake wall art.
they didn't offer to give you something from China since it fell on you?
I'm glad you are finally feeling better!!!
you almost made me go out and buy and piece of $2 crap art so that I could have osmthing to make me laugh once in a while! Hope the knee is OK! Good on ya getting back at it! Isnt is easier to convince yourself not ot do it?? Cheers
Now please tell me you ARE planning on doing what Americans do when shit like this happens???? YUP, sue the pants off them chinese bastards and their fake wall art!!!
Welcome back to running!!
Girl, you are some kind of special LOL.
Glad you finally got out for a short run.
glad you're feeling better and getting back out there, you're right, it'll all fall into place :) Too funny about the art, Jay wanted into a BIG coffee table yesterday... that was also very funny lol
Ouch, but haha all the same. Hope your knee is okay.
Cute dog pics.
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