Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" ...you know, you can sleep when you're dead! P.S. That's a gin martini just in case you're making me one.
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I've always loved Slinkies.
I've always loved pushing people down stairs...
Spermkies are wonderful!!
Slinkies are the best!!!!!
I KNEW there was a reason why I have this deep burning desire to wear my aero helmet around the house. LOL!!!!
LMAO... good ones today...
Good point, that first one is. ;)
I was NOT the fastest of the millions of sperm.
I PAID that ovum to let me be the one to penetrate it.
Luckily, it was a real whoo-wer of an ovum.
Another way of looking at your conception, from the egg's perspective:
"Remember: You were once so slow that you couldn't outrun a f*cking sperm, so GET OVER YERSELF already!1! Yer NOT THAT FAST!1!"
hahahha...think I will put that first one on a running shirt....then I would have some splaining to do to the kids.
LOL...Awesome...sperm and slinky's...my day is now complete!
Freaking hilarious!
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