Saturday, July 25, 2009

Most good stuff happens at the pool...

I arrive at the pool on an open swim day, minding my own business to find THIS walking towards me...

Now, guys, of course I'm going to look - there is a man walking towards me ON THE POOL DECK in his underwear. At first I thought I had to be mistaken, he had on some jammers or something. Nope, Under Armour Underwear with johnson hole and all. Will someone please tell the guy that this is NOT OK? I was so dumbfounded that I just got in the water to get away from Mr. Underweartothepool guy. If you forgot your suit, it's still not OK to get in your undies. If I rolled in my bra and panties, I suggest that someone would say something...or maybe they wouldn't and do just like I'm doing...just point and snicker. Thankfully, he was AT LEAST built like a bathing suit model. Could you imagine my horror if the guy looked like a busted biscuit on top of wearing his underwear to the pool?! Sheesh.

Rain has been the name of the game around here so I'm going to test out those new ugly ass shoes today on their first run, baby hangover and all. If a drink is called a Danger Bob, you should never have two and by all means, never make them extra large like we did last nite. They are tasty but OUCHY!

25 comments:

RBR said...

FIRST!!

With that johnson hole you are lucky he wasn't busting a different kind of biscuit, complete with pool time shrinkage Ewww...

I actually saw a girl at the Y swim in her bra and panties, but not so much with the bathing suit model body. Double ewww..

Keith said...

I forgot my swim shorts once and only discovered that in the pool locker room. Fortunately I was awake enough to dress again, and head back to the car.

Male or female, if you've got a bod that looks that good in underwear, then that's all you should wear. Ever.

For some styles, the difference between underwear and swim wear is very small.

Big Daddy Diesel said...

Ya, I wouldnt do that, I forgot my googles once and didnt bother with the swim.

If I read the TV guide right, I think your Iron Girl race from Atlanta is on TV today, on NBC.

Diana said...

"nasty, but ouchy".......are you still talking about the drinks or the guys in the shorts!!!

Mel-2nd Chances said...

damn, it's like some people don't have friends to tell them otherwise, or common sense. now that i've been swimming, i'm constantly amazed at the stuff i see there.

AKA Alice said...

I don't know...if I had a rockin' hard bod, I might prance around in my undies too

OK probably not

At least he was some nice eye candy.

Yeah, any drink called Danger Bob can't be good in the long run...

Dave said...

Reminds me of how Dean Karnazes got started running...30th birthday party, he is partially drunk..gets home and wonders what his life will become...strips to his boxers, puts on his running shoes...that were used for gardening (over his dress socks) and runs a mile for every year...30 total...calls in the morning to have is wife come get him...may run a mile for every year tonight in my boxers...scratch that idea....;-)

Carolina John said...

haha, you said johnson hole. isn't that in wyoming?

Kevin said...

eeew. That is just wrong.

Yeah, I would think any drink with the name Danger in it must be pretty rough

ShirleyPerly said...

I think I'd rather see that guy than this old guy I saw with a big belly and a tiger striped speedo that was kind of old and loose fitting. Or maybe that was his underwear???

kristen said...

WTH? Maybe he's just a big perv adn was hoping his johnson would come out of the pee hole while doing a flip turn.

How could you NOT stare at that? Thank the Lord that at least he could rock it.

Carly said...

LOL! When I was a lifeguard peeps would show up in their skivvies all the time. yuck. It never went well asking them to leave.

Marci said...

Gosh that is wrong, but at least he was fit!

Jo Lynn said...

I think that's better than a Speedo though. ;)

theloosemoose said...

Wowzer...I have GOT to get to the pool.

Sounds like I might have to wait in line behind Keith, though! ;)

MoonMommy said...

If the dude looked like that photo, I would have stopped and just watched.

He knew what he was doing! ;-)

IronBob said...

OMG!!!! Glaven found out where you live....

Wes said...

hahahahaha! Too funny... That's it. I'm swimming nekkid...

Susi said...

i'm trying to decide if i would be running away from or towards mr. underweartothepool guy if he was looking like a male model....hmmmm.

however, i will admit that if he was the broken biscuit guy, i'd be hiding under the water for sure then. LOL.

and what exactly is in a danger bob???

FLATOUT JIM said...

If you showed up at my pool in underwear, I think I would just sit back and enjoy the show.

Amy said...

Hilarious. I can't imagine if a girl did that but so glad he had a nice body to look at. :)

joyRuN said...

Dang - if he looked like THAT, I'd excuse him just about anything.

You'll understand once you see some of the see-through white shorts some of our old folk parade around in.

Marne said...

haha i know who you are talking about! I had the SAME thought and was frightened as well...i'm glad there were quite a few lanes in between us. And NO his body does not look like the one in the photo...at all....

Runner Leana said...

Laughing at Shirley's guy in a tiger striped Speedo. Some things just should never be worn!! Wow, I have to wonder if the guy just didn't realize that you shouldn't wear that to the pool? I'm trying to decide if I would have had the guts to tell him something or not...

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Sorry, IO Missy. Based on your description of the killah body, I figure it must be me yer talkin' about.

I'll never do it again. Me and my johnson hole will stay indoors from now on.

I don't know what i was thinking.

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