- You don't deserve respect, you earn respect.
- Why do people wash their cars at the do-it-yourself car wash at 430am? They got a body in that trunk or what?
- Back on the wagon! You should always nasal douche, you feel very clean on the inside.
- Pollen sucks!
- I can't wait until I can ride a bike regularly without having to dodge thunderstorms.
- Up next...the most unflattering pictures of me on the planet from the 5K swim in Miami (race report here)...get ready and don't barf already....
Dear gawd, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Yeah, I have no shame. I hate all of you who look all perrrrty coming out of the water and stuff. Ever see the chicks that go in with full make up and they come out with...full make up!?! WTF?