Friday, May 15, 2009

Friday Mind Dump and hideous pictures of ME!

  • You don't deserve respect, you earn respect.
  • Why do people wash their cars at the do-it-yourself car wash at 430am? They got a body in that trunk or what?
  • Back on the wagon! You should always nasal douche, you feel very clean on the inside.
  • Pollen sucks!
  • I can't wait until I can ride a bike regularly without having to dodge thunderstorms.
  • Up next...the most unflattering pictures of me on the planet from the 5K swim in Miami (race report here)...get ready and don't barf already....

This is actually a before picture. Fine looks like me standing like a guy. That's a fine Speedo picture that I can live with.


Who the hell let the snaggle tooth biatch in!? Seriously, I look like I've been through the wringer. At this point, I had, but you can really see it on my face. Sheesh.


Busting out a baby sized smile but you can see where my goggles were all jacked up and I had to smash them into my eye sockets for crying out loud.

Dear gawd, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Yeah, I have no shame. I hate all of you who look all perrrrty coming out of the water and stuff. Ever see the chicks that go in with full make up and they come out with...full make up!?! WTF?

23 comments:

Kim said...

heheheheheheheeee man the goggle look is super hot shit!!! :)

FLATOUT JIM said...

I see a hawtie in a swimsuit!!!! I can live with speedo racoon eyes if there's a hardbody underneath.

Amy said...

Um, I think you look great! I always have those goggle marks too. Oh, and good point about washing your car at 4:30am. WTF?

KK said...

5k swim? Holy Guacamole I think you look pretty damn awesome considering what you had just done.

Plus, spaghetti straps on suits like that always make even the sveltest shoulders look beefy.

Great Job and congrats!

Benson said...

"dyou look mahvelous, dyou really do"

Calyx Meredith said...

I think you look great. The women that wear makeup when they work out - they're the weird looking ones. (Though I have to admit that it's secretly fascinating to me how they keep it on. There was one gal at my running group last night fully made up and she was cool as a cucumber the whole time. Even after the hill work! I think she's a pod person. She's nice - but a pod person nonetheless.)

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Pollen sucks! ...

Agreed. But because it sucks so well, it has earned my respect.

Not trying to be mean, sister, but in that first picture?

Pretty sure I can see your n*ts@ck.

But who's that goggle-eyed chick in the second picture? Man, I'd hit THAT!

Wait! Did I type that? I meant to just think it!

Keith said...

Hard to follow up after Glavin. I was going to say I know guys that would propose marriage, shacking up, or whatever you want to call it based on any of those pics.

Hey, *I've* washed my car at the do it yourself at 4:30 am. How would you know someone was doing that?? Only by trying to get in there yourself. Right?

I used to buy the cheapie goggles, and they all leaked. Then I went and spent like $35 for a pair of goggles. They're a soft, almost sticky plastic, AND THEY HAVE NEVER LEAKED A DROP. Neither do they give me the raccoon eyeball look. Love them.

Oh, and what Glavin said about you in the first pic?? I think it's because he's dying of envy inside.

kristen said...

Good pics. you look hot in a swimsuit. Definitly swimmers bod (which is a good thing!).

I can't belive your eye sockets. Seriosly. Sadly, I think mine look like that after I swim.

Car wash at 4:30. Sounds like drugged out tweakers to me...or murders

Mel-2nd Chances said...

damn, you really did shove those things in there eh? Agree with the respect comment too. Have a good weekend.

Runner Leana said...

I would like to say that I would appreciate for the rain to go away so I can ride my bike too. But for the love of Pete, there be snow in the forecast next week. And on our holiday Monday too! Sheesh!

I get goggle eyes like that every time I swim. Do goggles exist where you don't have to smoosh them deep into your eye sockets to not have them leak? Cuz I haven't found them.

Nice pics by the way!

Sherry said...

Swimsuit pics... pre and POST race! You are a brave girl! I try to stay as far, far away from mine as I can... choosing to post only those which are most flattering (far and few between these days). For what it's worth, I think you look great! I think those goggle marks are practically a perm. fixture on the faces of triathletes. Like a badge of training honor! LOL!

Molly said...

You look great to me!!!

I am laughing at the carwash comment - my hotel in Carson City last weekend had a DIY carwash in the same lot and people were there at all sorts of odd hours while I was walking the dogs. VERY strange.

buprunner said...

I like Keith's advice- I'm going to look into getting those goggles, (maybe at the N*ke outlet? hmmmm. And BTW, if I go right to the gym/pool from work, my eye make-up rubs off within 15 minutes.

You are just gawgeous in your pics, no worries there girl!!

Neti Pots freak me out a little, but my allergist, (who is from India, swears by them. My allergy shots help a lot tho.

Jo Lynn said...

Wasn't there word of you buying a bikini to wear when you were down there? Hmmmmm? Or did I dream that?
I like the speedo pics. You run around the neighborhood in that too? NICE!

untpawgal02 said...

Hideous... whatever!

Cute suit btw!

Oz Runner said...

awesome job on the 5K swim...I don't think i could swim 5 feet...and the 430am car wash? i've wondered about that too....

Shannon said...

I think you look cute, but I do have a huge crush on you! Shut Up~you don't look THAT bad.

Carolina John said...

great pics. you kicked ass and it shows.

AKA Alice said...

Seriously? Who put a photographer as you're coming out of the water...I mean does anyone look their best at that point? GAH!

(in all honesty, look look fabu-fabu...really you do...)

P.S. word verification is "bless" not sure what to make of that... does that mean I'm blessed or that I should bless you?

IronBob said...

Given you did a serious number on the time, it's kind of like the guy that shows up to play golf in tennis shoes and rented clubs and shoots a 75. Kind of makes it all the better when you come out of the water and people go "Huh?". Reminds of when I did Escape from Alcatraz and came out of the water with a camera (water proof) and was taking pictures of the crowd..in my prison striped wet suit

ShirleyPerly said...

Nice job on the 5K swim! And I wish I could look as good as you do after a swim. Seriously, I look AWFUL that I don't even recognize myself ;-)

aron said...

omgosh i am REALLY behind... this is LAST friday! booo on me!

i like the pics :) i think you look awesome!

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