Wednesday, April 15, 2009

(Semi) Wordless Wednesday



Never to be outdone by Walmart Wednesday...true events...IM from a friend of mine...

Why! OH WHY do we continue to shop at WalMart? Getting meds for pitiful stomachs (dog stomachs), yes, it's cheaper, but an old lady who works here was on a ladder stocking something and ripped a solid one in my ear. Son of a bitch! Didn't even apologize, she pooted and ran.

My response...you just got crop dusted!

Oh no I didn't, she farted in my EAR, it was at face level.

These things just don't seem to happen any other place than Wallyworld. Bless it.

15 comments:

FLATOUT JIM said...

Have to ask, what was your ear doing next to her ass?

If you don't want to fall off a cliff, don't walk too close to the edge!

Dave said...

I always look forward to SemiWordless Wednedays....and onthe Walmart Story...don't really know how to comment..?!;-)

IronBob (swimming upstream at IMAZ 08) said...

If you were a true Wallyworld flatulence conisouir, you could tell us what she had for lunch.

Shannon said...

Ahhhhh we haven't had a good Ghetto-mart story in a while. Here is my question, why in Ghetto-mart do you always see 2yr olds running around at midnight, screaming at the top of their lungs?!?

Marcy said...

OMFG are you serious?!?! That is just WRONG WRONG WRONG! I would've punch that B out! HAHA!

Wes said...

That's where my pot of gold is :-)

I love Walmart! It's trash-tastic! (that's a Marcy-ism)!!

Melanie said...

Ewww, not cool. LOL at the pics.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Well lah-di-dah, Miss Emily Post! So now farting in people's faces is considered beyond the pale?

Get off your high horse!1!

In re: That first picture:

I'd tap that.

Jo Lynn said...

NIIIIIIIIICE!

untpawgal02 said...

Love your semi Wordless Wednesday posts... always puts a smile to my face!

Susi said...

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

joyRuN said...

First pic, fart in ear, GP's comment...

... NASTY!!!

AddictedToEndorphins said...

I heart the pics.
And I also heart walmart. It's my place. My best friend and I would spend hours at Wallyworld. Haven't been there since they're only open til 11 now.

Jill said...

Hey! You now posted proof that my annoying neighbor was in Vegas!! No kidding, cross dressing, boy cuddling, neighbors. Ha!

And, nope, it didn't stay in Vegas...they do it over here 24/7 in E Nashville. Sometimes in the driveway at 2am...sometimes walking down the street....no kidding.

buprunner said...

LOL!!

Walmart rule #1) No @$$es within 3 feet of shoulder area, including when bending over to pick up something on a low shelf, unless you're holding your young and the greater than 3 feet comfort distance cannot be sustained

Pic #1.... LMAO!!!!!!

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