Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" ...you know, you can sleep when you're dead! P.S. That's a gin martini just in case you're making me one.
I've got the line for my wife next time we are at the farm.... "Why don't you go under the fence honey, instead of over" he said with a devilish grin on his face...
Are you anywhere near Nashville???? If so, check out irontamer.com for kettlebell stuff. I have gotten some DVD's of this guy and he's the best at the bells. If you are close to Nashville, I HIGHLY recommend making the call. Then when I start my own "snatch-run-snatch" duathlon event, you'll be the first to sign up!
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Classic!
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN! OMG! Just pure classic animal life.
Wow that is too funny.
Funny as hell!
I love a cow that can climb to the top and take advantage of great opportunity's.
Udderly disgusting....
Nice. Perfect for a weds!!
OMFG! I am dying laughing here.
I've got the line for my wife next time we are at the farm.... "Why don't you go under the fence honey, instead of over" he said with a devilish grin on his face...
oh that's too funny! good find.
Awe... poor thing!
LOL....that's awesome!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
That's what I'd do!
But I mean if it were a human female, not cow!
Okay. I'd do it if it were a cow, too.
Is that so wrong?
That shiz is h-i-l-a-r-e-o-u-s (in a sick twisted way) Poor girl. Thanks for the laugh.
Typical male!!!!
Are you anywhere near Nashville????
If so, check out irontamer.com for kettlebell stuff. I have gotten some DVD's of this guy and he's the best at the bells. If you are close to Nashville, I HIGHLY recommend making the call. Then when I start my own "snatch-run-snatch" duathlon event, you'll be the first to sign up!
Wahahahahaha!
Hilarious!!
OMFG!! HAHAHAHAA That is just sooo wrong!!
That is just so wrong. Thanks for making me laugh!
LMAO... that's hysterical! thanks for the giggle!
OMG!!! One of the funniest things I have ever seen!!! hahahahaha!
Thanks for the laugh!
Oh My GOD!
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