Tuesday, March 31, 2009

It's 4:30am BIATCH!

...and you people know who you are too. All my IM peeps that are training their hearts out and look like they are about to pee on themselves, cry or could have a wicked leg cramp at any moment.


GET UP People, the day is starting...or maybe this is the middle of the nite, not totally sure. The scary part is the only other one I know that's up is Glaven. Who knows what the big perv is doing at 4:30, other than blogging or riding the pu$$y recumbent bike in the Glaven Gear!? Well, he's, apparently, kicking my arse at running these days, that's what he's doing. Pffft...I'm off to swim. Not sure what awaits me but I'm sure it'll be painful...always is. This week, going for ~16,000 meters, makes my Olive Oil like arms just tired thinking about it.


My coach, Ashley Whitney (Gold Medal superstar and Open Water Swim guru), asked me to be the swimmer of the month on our team website. She must be hurtin' for topics...or knows how long winded I am and figured I could fill and empty day in blog world. If you'd like to see our 'interview,' check it out at Exceltriathletes.com - if it's not up now, it'll be up in a day or so. Yes, I am just as ridiculous in real life and at swim practice. Who else is going to goose you when you go by? Mmmm? Yep, I'm the mad gooser...cute buns and you're a target! Watch out! There actually is good information and great workouts on the site as well. So if you're looking for something different, try a workout or two.



I can NOT believe I got zero comments on Bobke Roll...jeeze people. We lerve Bob Roll! That guy is like a stand up comedian for cyclists, no freakin joke. I'd love to hang with that guy for a cocktail or ten.


In wicked ridonkulous news....

A friend (who shall remain nameless) sent me a text today. I'm reading it and I started to blush because I'm wondering "what kind of epic nite" I had last nite that I was not aware of (and Ryan was out of town) that he, apparently, thoroughly enjoyed. Yep, sent the message to the wrong person! Poor guy apologized until I told him to just stop because who really doesn't want some soft core porn in the middle of a meeting? Why do I look at the shiz people send me on my booberry in the middle of a freakin meeting? It was important too but after I snorted in the middle, they looked at me like I was going to share what was so dayum funny. This one, I'm keeping to myself guys and deleting it. It wasn't intended for me but I'm glad that someone had an epic nite! I was sawing logs with two Boxers that joined in the musical with their own snoring. Yeah, epic nite...because we know how to parrrty.

19 comments:

Shannon said...

I'm shocked.....

Your not sharing that little gem you received. I'm thinking you promised the dude or something that you wouldn't dare share THAT with anyone.

Sucking up to "G" will earn you some creative banner or something I'm sure.

Ryan said...

Sorry I've been sick or I would have commented about BobKe. I rode with him last year on a 30 miler...He had acceleration but I had the Power.

I wonder if he would let me kiss him like that because I so totally would!

Diana said...

Gotta love getting the text messages intended for someone else......that's up there with the people who never answer their damn phones!
I'm so glad you post early, gets my day off to a good start no matter what!

Chloe said...

That photo sums up my brain these days....I just have to keep on telling myself that so I don't FREAK OUT on a client! :)

Congrats on swimming of the month. You're gold star is in the mail :) But seriously - I'm looking forward to reading the interview!

Marcy said...

ROFLMAO! OMG how do you get so lucky! I want someone to send me some soft core phone text porn! LMAO! That is TOO FUNNY! (OK I probably should not have said that outloud. Now everyone and their Momma will be sending me pics of their private areas LOL)

Carolina John said...

i think you should share in someone else's pleasure. it could become humor for the rest of us lazy married folks.

IronBob (swimming upstream at IMAZ 08) said...

Could it be?? Did you scare off G?? He always replies at 5am. I hope not, his comeback quips are always gems.

So your a rock star now?? Articles written about you, blah blah blah blah. Dont let it go to your head, and always remember us peeons.. LOL

Runner Leana said...

Okay, you win! Yesterday I posted at 4:59, today you got in at 4:30.

Congratulations on being swimmer of the month!

I've gotten a few text messages that were obviously meant to be sent to someone else... Like, "call me before 10 because I have to go to bed early" and um, we haven't talked in awhile? And my favourite, "I can't wait to meet tomorrow and get to know you." Funny because we had already been on a date and I was pretty sure that we weren't getting together tomorrow.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

I can't believe you take my name in vain TWICE but ... NO LINK LURVE?!?1!?

Sister, it'll be a cold day in hell before I "accidentally" text you my pornilicious adventures! Believe me, it would give whole new meaning to "Glaven Gear" that, frankly, I don't think you're woman enough to handle - but Carolina John might be.

But don't worry - he ain't hittin' this any time soon, either!

I was up at 4:30 this morning ... at least, the important parts of me were (wink-wink)! (<-- There's a taste of the kind of porn-text you will NEVER accidentally get from me.)

And I was ridin' somethin', but weren't no p*$$y-@$$ bike! (<--There's another taste. The next taste, though, will COST you, sister! No more free rides! (Unless that's what you're into.))

Olive Oyl arms - haha! Nice image, Iron Oxide Missy!

Wes said...

Huh... I learned a long time ago to leave my cell phone in my pocket during meetings, on buzz... and no, I'm not smiling because someone is calling or texting ;-)

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

I forgive you.

Now ... where would you like me to "accidentally" send you my porny text?

In it, I use words like "thrust" and "undulate" and "stop it!" and "not in there" and "restraining order".

Yes. It's that good.

Melanie said...

LMAO -- an email to 'the wrong person' ended a relationship... and it wasn't sent by me. Best thing that ever happened in my life! Hope the swim went well :)

Jo Lynn said...

BobKe roll? WTF?

joyRuN said...

What the...?!

If you're not gonna share that lovely text with your bloggy peeps, who ARE you sharing that sh*t with?! You can't keep that to yourself!! The blogosphere is FULL of pervs who NEED TO KNOW.

Dave said...

Man on man...epic evening huh? what does that consist of? 9:30 bedtime in a bikini and a glass of warm milk?

Amy said...

First of all, the picture/quote at the beginning killed me. Second, I can't believe you grew up in Plymouth (just read the swimmer of the month column). I grew up right next door, in Northville!

Melissa said...

Oh dear lord. I just found your blog and it's hilarious...looking forward to stalking you and reading some more!

Tri-ing Fat Man said...

HA!! Olive Oil Like arms!!!!

I was asked to be a "person of the month" for a chicken wing restaurant. I think for the swim team is much better . . .

Southbay Girl said...

I haven't the foggiest what an epic night is!! I'm always at home in bed with my furry friends and a glass of wine!!

I can understand and am ok about getting up at 430am for a run-but to swim?? Are you out of your mind!! Brrrrrr!!!

Thank you for your kind words!! Greatly appreciated!!

I'll be back in Nashville on May 16th for 4 days-we will get wine and meet!!

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