Thursday, February 12, 2009
A Litter of Pups Anyone?
OK, so there's a few instigators out there (Chloe and IronBob) who really want to know my take on a couple of issues... I know they've been waiting for this....
The Biggest Loser
Since I missed my favorite damn show the other nite (because I was at a hockey game, yep, we have hockey in Tennessee), I don't know what happened so don't spoil it for me for crying out loud. I got to find on a rerun or something this weekend. Now that Joelle is gone, I have no one on which to impose my superior views upon, I mean, she was a GD idiot. Maybe the crying former model, oh and BTW, that's a catalog model, she ain't no super model...even the skinny version, but I digress. One of them bursts into tears constantly and the other pukes while on the treadmill and keeps on going (now that's MY kind of girl). Suck it up princess, if it wasn't so hard everyone would do it. But then, there's the poor father on the brown team. As my friend so eloquently put it, "there's a dude on Biggest Loser that looks like he's been nursing puppies." This was a text I received while missing the show at the hockey game. I busted out because you know, she's right, he looks like he's had at least six puppies in the last few months. Poor man, I can't hate on him though, his tit$ are bigger than mine so I am a little jealous but he's just too nice.
Octuplet Mom or a Labrador Retriever?
Let me preface all of it by saying that a) I'm not a mom b) I have LOTS of friends that have gone through IVF c) a license should be required to procreate in any fashion. I think the DG (Damn Genius) said something to the affect of - I'm not on welfare, I'm in school and I plan to get a job. Really, a job and YOU'RE going to pay for daycare for the six you already got? Oh, but I do get food stamps and state benefits for some of my already effed up children but I'm not on WELFARE??? What is that then? I'm not in school, I have a job and I can't imagine ANY JOB that would provide me the pay and benefits to support 14 (some have disabilities) kids and babies. I believe that a woman is meant to have at most TWO children at one time - two hands and two tit$ in which to feed. In very RARE cases, a mom will naturally have 3-4 and may God Bless them. I can't even imagine. Back to the DG - with six effed up kids at home and eight soontobeeffedupkids on the way home, who do you think will pay for them? Yep, taxes hard at work for the irresponsible behavior of a dumba$$ and the MEDICAL COMMUNITY that went forward with the DG's plan. OK, I get it, IVF is big bucks and by God, those embryos are MINE. I also understand some of the intricacies of putting in 'extra' eggs and hoping they will stick...maybe more than you want based on the odds of them surviving. Is it fair to Cletus the Fetus to knowingly put them in harms way? Please tell me that we have evolved enough to KNOW that having six (I believe they implanted six eggs and some split) little Cletus' in there is a bad idea - I'm no Doctor and even I know that. While a women's hips are meant to carry a baby, they're not meant to carry a litter. The kids didn't ask for any of this, not their fault. I still want to know where she got all the money for the drugs, egg harvesting AND PLASTIC SURGERY? Have you had a look at that nose and those lips? C'mon man, you're face is going to melt, just like Wack-o Jack-o's. You know.....look closer...Mmmmm, very curious. Could it be that we have found him?Oh, I'm sure this will be some kind of reality show train wreck. Doing the 'big interview' really didn't help her case...it just exposed her for the kind of nut job she really is. Good luck little babies, I know we can't pick who we're born to....I could go on for days on this one, I swear.
In other news -
~3600 yards at swim, some of the sets were puke worthy... like you ran too hard, doubled over and you can feel the acid coming. We had to swim as hard and as fast as we could for 100 yards, then 300 easy, repeat this five times. You need to maintain your fast hundred time throughout, I kept 1:25 and thought I was going to barf in the drain. Did some other stuff too, oh, pull for 800 yards and could barely lift my arms to wash my hair in the end, niceee. Ran two, yep two whole miles, ankle is still...there but getting better. I'm going to be blasting through three miles any day now....