Thursday, January 15, 2009

How to make your friends laugh while working out...

Show up like this at the pool sometime...

While doing a plank next to a friend today...keep in mind that I have no abs and start shaking immediately...I told her that farting while working out is OK, right? She hit the mat, perfect, set over!

Does this seat make my ass look big? Does it really look like my ass is actually eating this seat? Truth yes, unless your pro and weigh 52lbs, your ass is eating that teeny little seat.


Wear a chlorine ridden suit to swim class that is half see thru and just start walking around like nothing is wrong...then start asking, is this see through, OMG, I had NO idea;)


OR walk up to a guy in your swim class or at the pool and just say, hey man, I can see your ass through that suit. They'll jump in the water so damn fast that it'll crack your ass up AND then, watch them scurry to the showers at the end.


My personal favorite, goose a neighbor underwater while you're swimming by and just keep on going.


These are good tactics to make the workout more fun and make you or them or both laugh. If it's not fun anymore, it's not worth doing. I heard this a million times during Ironman training. There were a solid three weeks in there that I was Ironmad and it wasn't fun...but it all came out in the wash. I wouldn't change nothin!

The question is, what's next? Maybe a 5K swim this year and some half iron races if this ankle ever gets me running again but what's next that's BIG? I need to do more research but the 24 Hour Triathlon seems like a good idea. This might be another one of my dumb ideas but can you imagine? Talk about the mental game!? I talked to a friend that did it as a team and his words, EPIC, as a solo EPIC. The best part, you get to sleep with your bike in transition. I've been waiting for so long to hear that bike porn dreams do come true.

12 comments:

Marcy said...

Farting while working out is totally acceptable. I always like to do it when I run and my earbuds are in and the music is blasting. For some reason I think "Well I can't hear it so no one else can?!?"

Jo Lynn said...

1. Trail running is extremely secluded. Fart away.
2. Running with a dog makes it quite easy to fart at will. Fart at will. ;)

Wes said...

Would you stay out of my photo albums? I never got Ironmad. I may have to try that sometime ;-)

Carly said...

I think farting while working out is an art form. My favorite is doing in a big group of people so no one really knows who the culprit is.

Great Blog!

Diana said...

Farting in the pool rocks! Especially at the wall during a "take off" it helps to propel just that much faster and smoother!
Love the goosing idea, can't wait to go to the pool again!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

But to look at the larger picture ... is there ever a bad time to fart? I mourn those farts that are released while one is alone. They seem, in my mind, to have lived and died in vain.

That picture is effin hilarious.

Swear to god, my word verification is [cuttin' teh] "chease".

RunToFinish said...

oh man that was a fantastic laugh that I sure needed! We are doing an ab challenge, so you could sign up to see how farting works I guess :0)

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

It may've moved a little. It definitely moved when I saw that picture up to here of that guy in the banana hammock.

RRRRRRRRrrrrRRRR!!!

Ron said...

Good pic. Bike porn....Great!!!! Farting is ok I guess but I get the feeling snot rockets at the indoor track is not acceptable.

run4mylife said...

hilarious post! I love it!

Chloe said...

I love the guys clogs. Can't stop looking at them. Must go on e-bay tonight and find a pair :)

Oh yeah - isn't ROCK OF LOVE on tonight!?!?

untpawgal02 said...

24 hours of triathlon sounds fun... i'd say DO IT :)

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